Rules

Rules are simply that. The Rules. These rules were not meant "to be broken". You break, them, I boot you. It's simple. If you want to make up your own rules to follow, make your own guild.

I can has the right to edit, delete, modify, and add to these rules at any time, without notice or warning. Yes, that means if I add a rule that says "No saying the word "blue"" if you say the world blue, I will boot you. Even if you didn't read the rule talking about the world blue. This means you must check the rule list every 5 minutes. I'm not even joking. Okay I am XD. You'll figure out, I joke about ~EVERYTHING~ keep reading 83!

DRAMA IS NOT ALLOWED. If you are found to be causing/helping any drama, you WILL be booted. If you ARE booted for drama, and you apologize, I will consider letting you back in... If you bring me a human sacrifice.

-Scammers, Spammers, Beggers WILL be kicked. Then screamed at. Possibly reported. Either way, noone will ever like you again, and you will have no friends. NO FRIENDS.

If you are not on almost everyday + talking during that time, you WILL be booted. [Exceptions - If I know you are a fairly active + nice person, and you are gunna go on holiday or something, you can tell me, and I wont kick you, no worries!] [Exceptions - If you are in the guild for a certain amount of time and I still know absolutely nothing about you, then yeah you'll prolly be kicked because you dont TALK ENOUGH. If we dont KNOW YOU, we WONT WANT you here! ]

-You are allowed to have 1 character in the guild at a time... Because the max limit is 64. If there was no max limit, I wouldn't care how many characters you had in guild. Okay I might limit it at 9000.

[Exceptions - if you wanna be on guild chat on another character, you may join "temporarily" but when youre done on that char, or if we need the place, ill boot that char]

-Do not beg for free items

-Do not ask for free items

-Do not ask to be powerleveled

-Do not ask for free money

-If you are not a VIP, do not ask for help getting items.

-Do not ask to borrow money, Unless you are a VIP.

-If you owe someone else money, do not ask us to give you money to pay them back.

-If you wanna give someone random a present, do not ask for money or items to give to someone. A present from somene else is like REGIFTING :(

-If you DO give someone a present, do NOT ask for it back. That is EXTREMELY Rude! *SLAPS*

If you're gunna be in this guild, you NEED to be able to take a joke. We TRY to stay clear of controversial things. (such as religion, politics) But if you can't take a joke, that mean you're probably going to cause Drama, which is NOT ALLOWED. And if something is now allowed, that means It's BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. Yes even google searches are bad for the environment.

We understand Firefly is not for everyone. We are, afterall, hardcore players. Submasters are not allowed to kick people without my direct permission. This means, if I am not online, you must wait till I am online to be kicked.

If you personally ask me to kick you, I will comply, however I request that you provide me with a reasoning behind it. If you NEED to be kicked RIGHT NOW, I do have MSN which I am on almost all the time. If you dont have MSN, you can get an account for free (or use hotmail). If you're not allowed to download anything, there are web messenger clients, such as meebo. Also Yahoo Instant Messenger and MSN are interchangeable - My YIM / MSN is caiterz@gmail.com If I am not on MSN, leave me an offline message/memo and sign off or close chat/guild chat. Patience is a virtue. Violets are blue. I wanna hit you with my shoe.

Firefly is a talking guild. We exist primary for the Guild Chat. this means, you WILL have a hard time seeing "All chat" because of the amount of chatting that goes on in Guild chat. If you need to see All chat, you should join a different, less chat-active guild, or have a mule account for that. If you need to talk to someone specifically not in guild, there's always whisper, party, or.. *hiss* memo. Because we are a talking guild, if you dont talk, you defeat the purpose, and will get kicked. If you want a guild to play with people and go hunt bosses, or just sit and do nothing, this is not a guild for you.

We teach independence here. This means that yes, digging up suncreams on your first character IS hard. But compared to stuff you'll have to do later, it's CAKE. So do your own stuff yourself for your first char. We don't want to play the game for you. Second chars we may consider helping you. Either way it's up to the guild members. Cait doesn't help anyone ever, because she's MEAN, EVIL, AND CRUNCHY.

-If you have an issue in guild.. Weither it be with a member, submaster, or even me, please do not take it into your own hands. YOU can not carry out punishment for other members/submaster, only I can. If you have a problem, please talk to me about it and I will carry out an effective punishment. If I'm not on, I have email, MSN, memos, etc. you can email me via a web form at the guild website. If you need to relief some stress ASAP, go to your room and punch the living snot out of it.

If you ask a question, and noone responds, this does NOT MEAN that people are ignoring you. It means one of the following things. A.) They dont know. B.) They might not have seen the question (as some people are slow readers and guild chat can go by fast, especially if your chat window is small. If this is a serious question you want answered, PLEASE ask it again, NICELY. If you suspect people are ignoring you, this is causing DRAMA. because NOONE IS IGNORED. SOMETIMES things get missed. SOMETIMES we have the chat window closed. SOMETIMES we are AFK! We are ONLY human, you know. 'cept Cait. She's the embodiment of evil.

If you're stubborn and you SWEAR TO GOD everyone is ignoring you, ask a SIMPLE question that anyone would know. (For example: Are suncreams dropped from Hula Octopuses?) If you STILL Dont get an answer to that question, screenshot it and whos online, and send it to me, and I will investigate. However if you're really that stubborn, Im just gunna kick you anyway. I don't like stubborn people. They taste better for lunch.

-Selling Myshop points is not supported by Ntreev, please do not ask us to sell you myshop points. In the event, someone does want to sell myshop points, it is not Fireflys responsibility to make sure that

a.) they were not joking

b.) they are scammers or not. (however, if we do find out someone is a scammer, they will be promptly booted, etc.)

c.) they back out of a deal

-Bunz is a mean submaster. You will bring him a sandwich or you will feel his Wrath. His wrath may include baking a certain amount of pies to his liking.. Or maybe even a butt-race to the death in my mycamp.

-Caiterz is a mean guild master. If you do not appease her, She will borrow Bonez' rusty guillotine and chop your fingers off... and then put it on youtube.

[Exception:In the event Bonez' guillotine is not available, I will borrow a random Kiwi brand knife and use that.]

-You will submit to his awesome wiki editing powuhs. *beams of electricity shoot out of eyes*

-You have questions about the past....... ASK ME!!!! Oh and love Cait or I shove a Hoagie down your throat! :D ktnxbai